When a Cheeto marries a Dorito it can work, but it is not easy because they are different chips.
I am a Cheeto – mild, munchy crunchy, not very sharp and predictably cheesy. My husband is a Dorito – bold, powerfully crunchy, sharp if you are not careful how you chew and often accompanied by dips.
We look alike – both chips, but we operate very differently.
Sometimes the Cheeto doesn’t want to be in the same bowl with the Dorito. Sometimes the Cheeto doesn’t like the dips that come with the Dorito. When that happens the Cheeto needs to remember that all those dips – the smooth guacamole, the spicy salsa, and the rich queso are what attracted her to the Dorito.
That’s all, just remember. A Cheeto must remember how exciting the bold Dorito is.
And be thankful. When a Cheeto marries a Dorito she must be thankful that the Dorito adds spice to her life and that her bowl is never boring.
